Clearly there are signs that make females crazy, like crazy cat lady's... Well I am a crazy dog Momma! Yep that's right... The Handsome devil above is my Fur-Child!
Here are my indications that I have clearly lost it!
- Slobber, dog hair and wet nose prints are the newest accessory.
- Your budget now has a envelope consisted for the Fur-child and needs.
- There is no such thing as sleeping in on the weekends.
- Date nights are cut short, okay well any outing is cut short by a few hours thanks to the guilt that comes with leaving your fur child in a Kennel...
- Nose art can and always will be found on your car window, your front door, Refrigerator, dishwasher doors, and any mirror's that are in his reach.
- Pumpkin and peanut butter are now considered must haves on every grocery trip, and is now the magic "puppy treats"
- Morning routines now are extra long due to morning potty breaks, and love time!
- All chew-able items that use to be in reach have now been moved, such as shoes, and important low lying things.
- Everything on counters are now pushed to the back of the counter in case lurking counter surfers jump out of nowhere.
- Your always on the look for new doggy toys that are durable that will last more than 5 days...
- Puppy treats are a regular appearance on your shopping lists.
- You are constantly looking for the spray bottle when Near the couch... So that if the monster decides to jump up, you can squirt away...
- You automatically head home after work to take the four legged creature for a walk... and are always looking for ways to be seen better in the dark while walking.
- Your floors now have random spots that have dog beds, sometimes you can be really crazy and have 3 for 1 dog...
- You are often told that he is a spoiled puppy by family... This may or may not be true.
- You spend an hour and half every two weeks making fresh treats.... When buying could be so easy... however with the treat recall you would rather make them!
- You spend spare time reading how to train and ways to teach your dog new things!
- You go to town and take the fur-child, If your grocery shopping, on the way to the car you realize... crap wheres this going to go... (Large dog crate is in you trunk end.)
- You have more photo's and videos of said fur-child on your phone then anything else.
- You give your dog impersinations. example: "Hey Hey you... Give me that treat... " and you love him more than most other people you know.
Happy Thursday Everyone... Say Hi Red doggy....
